Funny forum signatures

[Chief Geek]

I've long thought Sherman's forum signature was best, but I like this one too.

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Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you.
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Sounds to me like this guy needs to race at a place with fewer walls.

Paul

[KevinGale]

I've always liked the classic: "Speed costs money! How fast can you afford to go?"

[Chief Geek]

Found another one:

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.

[Rabbit Farmer]

Mine on the SCCV forums....

Goes back to the "loose nut behind the wheel" mentality.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway. - Evan Esar

[Mopar 151w2]

The Racer's Axiom: " If some is good, more is better, and too much is juuusst enough!" "Stroker McGurk, alter ego of Tom Medley, Hot Rod magazine cartoonist/art director/editor - "Stroker" invented the drag chute!

[hammer]

A couple of my favorites:

"If you're still in complete control, then you're not going nearly fast enough."

and...

"Just because you've lost traction doesn't mean you've lost control."

[minirally]

i like this one

Oversteer is when the passenger is scared, Understeer is when the driver is scared

[walterclark]

"My biggest fear when I die is that my wife will sell my car and parts for what I told her I paid for them". A recent "poster" with this on Facebook reminded me of it - an old signature on GRM.

[Rabbit Farmer]

The older I get the better I was.

[sdwarf36]

If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue